Warrior’s Machete

Always great to be back with you. Hoarded up here at the Warrior Ranch in my tiny 6,000 sq. ft. basement studying Canada’s Parliamentary rules, watching Kung Fu movies and Jimmy Swaggart and Jerry Falwell sermons in preparation for my upcoming mental combat with a Canadian, born-again Christian, MMA fighter (so he claims; see comments at “No Sweat. Iron Sheik’s Ass Kicked by Warrior’s Mind.” post if you don’t understand). Don’t worry, warriors, think positively. I’ve no doubts about overcoming this overall challenge. After all, it is certain he’s not doing any serious training, he’s always here at the blog. Soon, I’m going to start charging him rent. Frankly, I already OWN him. His psyche is mine. I do, though, have minor concerns about his demand to square off in “private.” Seems he may possibly be a disciple under the tutelage of that pervert Ted Haggard. I’ll keep you posted. In the meantime, watch your behind back when you are in the comment area. Warrior’s Machete refuses to be held legally responsible for sexual harassment of any kind.

After many months of outrageous delay the functionality of the site is starting to come together. Recently, I (finally!) received some competent and knowledgeable advice about how to more effectively achieve my web presence goals. The Warrior Web website will keep its digital existence but to simplify navigation and organization all updating and interaction from here on out will be happening first through Warrior’s Machete. An alternating combination of writing, audio and video will be produced and posted. The 10 years worth of archived written commentaries from Warrior Web are coming back online over the next few weeks.

I receive hundreds of email everyday. Three to five dozen of these are from those of you who are newly finding out about Warrior Web although the site has been around almost 11 years now. Until you have a chance to get into the archive of commentaries written during the course of those years — a conservative estimate would be 500-750 pages (actual printed page quantity) — it may be a little challenging to put “who I am” and “what I am all about,” today, in its proper perspective. Until those writings are uploaded, here’s a great overview you can check out to get a general idea.

Now, some clothesline-leveling response to comments of “No Sweat. Iron Sheik’s Ass Kicked by Warrior’s Mind.” which only thy Godly Warrior can provide…. Read the rest of this entry »

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On May 6, I made a rare appearance at a sports memorabilia/autograph show. Not only was the production first-class, so was the professionalism of the young gentleman, Mr. Bernie Gernay, who contacted, negotiated and worked with me to make the event happen. I can’t say enough about the mature, professional conduct of this young man and how his efforts squashed much of the built up skepticism and cynicism I’d acquired over the years while working with incompetent con-artists who rarely ever delivered on what they’d promised to do. His company, Pro Sports Investments, and he have a bright, successful future ahead of them and I am proud to have worked with him on this event and am positively looking forward to working with him in the future. I also want to thank his family, his wife Fran, his brother Dean, his sister Diana and her fiancé Brian for their hard work and making me feel welcome. There are other friends of Bernie’s who helped and I thank them, as well.

Of course, there’d been no reason for me to thank these people if there weren’t, first, the other people: the Ultimate Warrior fans. In YOUR case, it is not so much that I can’t say enough, it’s more that there are no words to describe the emotions I have when it comes to all of you. You were the best and you still are. One of the expressions I created many years ago still fits today: “Created by Destiny. Bonded by Belief.” How true it still is.

The Ultimate Warrior persona impacted all our lives in a positive and inspiring way and even as the years go by our affections for the experience and the bond that was built never fades away. Our lives are still powerfully influenced and our hearts are still warmed by the memories of Ultimate Warrior’s energy and determination and the statement he made. You drove hours from others cities, brought your own young children who were not yet even born when I was active in the business but have been turned onto Ultimate Warrior through the pictures, videos and stories you cherish, and you even flew from other countries to just smile, say hello, shake a hand, snap a few pictures, grab a couple of autographs. As many of you witnessed for yourself, you tugged at my heart until I was, often with moist eyes, wearing it on my sleeve.

Not just now as I write this but that whole day, there were several instances were there were not words to tell you how much it meant. I know you came to see me, but I need you ALL to know the honor of meeting you made an equal heartfelt and lasting impression. The only words to describe the fondness you shared is to tell you that you are the best — and you are better. You were better fans and you are better people. I will never forget what you meant to the success of the Ultimate Warrior and how much that experience we “lived” together still means to the living and learning I get to do in my everyday life. Thank you for being who you are. I know our paths are destined to cross again.

Further poignant commentary about this video and this incident is forthcoming late tonight my time, plus some news about what has been going…what hasn’t been going…what is going to be going on…

Your Founding Father of Ring Intensity,

Always Believe,

Warrior

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Being a man of good manners, I want to somewhat apologize for not being able to provide some kind of preliminary warning about the video clip, even better yet, some kind of password authorization for it to be played, but I don’t know how to set something like that up yet. I post the clip here only for the reason that I want what I have to say about the event to be understood in the proper context and that would be more difficult to achieve if the video has not been seen. It does contain “vulgar use” of adult language and it does bother me that young kids will potentially view it without proper adult supervision to explain why I’ve posted it here and what I have to say about it. If you have some type of parental control, please use it.

Let me assure you right now, as I move forward with posting audio and video clips of my OWN you will never find me using graphic adult language in the tactless, vulgar way the Iron Sheik does here.

The video clip, you would think, is pretty self-explanatory: there ARE former pro-wrestling talent who are “self-destructing,” but not yours truly. Unfortunately, this obvious conclusion is not the one many of today’s unmannered, mindless miscreants — spawned by today’s degenerate culture — arrive at. It seems that “self-explanatory” to these crackpots means not what you actually see and hear but what your hallucinations induce you to deliriously believe. Read the rest of this entry »